{"product_id":"are-you-serious-clark","title":"Are You Serious, Clark?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4x6\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eit's christmas and we're all in misery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eshitter's full\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ehallelujah holy shit where's the tylenol\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ehap-hap-happy christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ejolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003eworse? how can it get any worse? we're at the threshold of hell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ei didn't go berserk i simply solved a problem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ecan i refill your eggnog for you? get you something to eat? drive you out to the iddle of nowhere and leave you for dead?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ei'm freezing my baguettes off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ffffff;\"\u003ewinter hat moose cup car with tree christmas tree\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink Road","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67686791938336,"sku":"xcb1791416415044","price":11.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0946\/7979\/3952\/files\/are-you-serious-clark_1.jpg?v=1791416420","url":"https:\/\/theallstyle.shop\/products\/are-you-serious-clark","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}